Biochemistry

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Satisfaction of one's curiosity is one of the greatest sources of happiness in life. 

                                                         ----Linus Pauling

 

fall 2008

 

Do you need to review any chemistry? Try out these jokes.

Two atoms bump into each other. One says, "I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?" to which the first replies, "I'm positive."

Next...

A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him and says, "For you, no charge."

more please...

"Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
 
         Fe - Fe
        /       \
       Fe       Fe
        \       /
         Fe - Fe

 

Whether or not you appreciate the jokes, if you don't understand them, start reviewing!

(The last two are from http://jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/chemistryjokes.html)

And for the really advanced student:

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. 

The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?" 

Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am."

Biochemistry is a subject that requires a strong background in biology and at least some knowledge of basic chemistry.

If you are considering enrolling in BIOL-140, I recommend that you review information on basic structure and function of the eukaryotic cell. You can find that information in many Anatomy and Physiology texts, or in a General Biology text.

You may find some of the resources I have linked helpful for review. Please go to the Review as Preview page (button is above).

 

Textbook currently being used: General, Organic, and Biological Chemistry by H. Stephen Stoker

Check out this online glossary of chemical terms!

 

It is on your syllabus, it is highly recommended, yet so few follow through: buy some colored pencils for this class! It will make your life much easier when we are graphing enzyme kinetics.

© 2005 STCC Foundation Press
Author:  Michele Nash